Painting the Cul de Sac GREEN!

Painting the Cul de Sac GREEN! is a crossover episode of Powerpuff Girls and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Plot
The Gangreen Gang somehow wandered into Peach Creek and pretty much made it their turf. After they kicked the Kankers out of their home, the sisters have no choice but to team up with the Eds to get rid of the gang... but do they have what it takes?

Transcript
"THE CITY OF PEACH CREEK!"

Where it is usually summer except now it takes place during the winter. The kids are playing, the Eds are scamming, and the Kankers are pursuing the Eds, however all that is about to change!"

They don't need any introduction but somehow...THE GANGREEN GANG SOMEHOW WAUNDERED INTO THE CITY!" Yes those green-skinned rapscalions Ace, Big Billy, Little Arturo, Snake, and Grubber are in the Cul-de-sac and boy are they up to no good!

Kevin is riding around on his bike until he bumps into Big Billy and falls off of it. Kevin then says, "Out of my way DORK!" Ace then says, "Dork? You're talking to Ace Kid! There are no "Dorks" here! ...At least, I don't think so....umm Lil' Arturo, is your name "Dork"?

Lil' Arturo: "Eh heh-heh-heh... NO!"

How about you Big Billy?

Big Billy: "Daaaah.....No..."

Grubber?" Grubber then blows a raspberry since that's how he communicates. Ace continues, "Yeah I thought so. Hey, is your name "Dork" Snake?" Snake laughs in a snake like way and says, "Hss-sss-sss-sss! Yessss!" Only for Ace to uppercut Snake in the nose and he replies, "I meanss no!"

Ace looks back at Kevin and says, "So it seems that none of us are "Dorks" so I guess the only dork here...is you! Alright gang, let's have some fun... Gangreen style! Let's beat him up, take his money, and his bike!"

Kevin cringes and says, "Stay back you dorks.... I mean it...NOOOOOooooooooooooo!"

(A half hour later)

Kevin is roughed up and says, "The greenskinned people came and took away my bike!" Double D, Sarah, Jimmy, Rolf, and Nazz sees Kevin like this and Double D then says, "I think Kevin is suffering a mild case of delusion but if these "greenskinned people" did exist... why did they take his pants?" Nazz giggles and says, "I know I shouldn't laugh at Kevin's predictament but... is that "rainbow monkey" underwear he's wearing?" The others try to hold in their laugher but they couldn't except for Double D who decides to investigae what just happened.

(At the "Park n Flush" Trailer Park)

Marie Kanker was taking a bath and washing clothes at the same time. Then a doorbell rings and then Marie puts on a towel and May and Lee show up as well, as they open the door and to their suprise, the Gangreen Gang are sitting on their stoop and Ace says, "Hello ladies, the name's Ace!" May then says, "Wow! A real man!" Marie then says, "You naughty boy, you got me in the middle of my bath!" and Lee says to Ace, "How about coming to our "Casa de Kanker" for Kankerburgers and powdered milk?

Ace then says, "Actually, me and the gangreen gang are new to their neighborhood so we need a place to hang...so amscray!" The three girls are shocked and May says in shock, "You want us to leave our own home?" Marie tells Ace, "Over my bathed and toweled body!" Lee then says, "Girls, let's show those green skinned weirdos the way out!" Ace then laughs with the gang and says, "Looks like we have ourselves a fight... ATTACK!"

(15 minutes later...)

The Kankers are hanging on a clothesline while Marie holds on to her towel, "Lee then says, "This is the most embarassing thing to ever happen to a Kanker since the great beef jerky battle of last month... let's go back in there and show those green skinned bullies that this is our turf!"

(15 minutes later...)

The Kankers are hanging on a clothesline but this time they were upside down. Marie struggles to keep her towel on. Lee then says, "Ok girls, those guys do play rough, I guess we have no choice but we have to..." May then interrupts Lee and tells her, "But Lee we can't, they hate us! After all the stuff we did to them... it's no wonder why we have no friends (cries) now we're forced to go homeless!" Lee then says, "Well we have to try, our home and reputation is at stake!"

(Double D's house)

Double D is studying on what could do such a terrible thing to Kevin but then he hears a doorbell and he thinks to himself, "Hmmm... who could stop by on such a short notice... OH NO! BUT IT'S NOT MY TIME YET! And why are you wearing nothing but a towel Marie unless you're..."

Marie then says, "Double D this isn't what you think!" Lee then says to Double D, "Listen "Sock-head"... You don't like me and I probably like you and your little friends but between Kanker and Ed... May lift up the bangs on my head to expose my eyes... We have one thing to say..."

The three are on their knees and they seem to pleading and the three makes sad eyes and Lee continues, "Please...help us! Please let us stay at your house for a while... we are cold, hungry, and homeless!" Double D then looks into Lee's eyes and says, "Wow, I guess Eddy is wrong, you are not a "cyclops"! But... I don't know..." May then hugs Double D and with her sad eyes she says to him in a cutesy voice, "Pweeze Double D...pweeze help us out!" Double D then says, "Ohhh... how can I possibly say no to that? Come inside girls, Marie I got extra clothes for you. However my parents do not approve of unwashed guests to a bath is mandatory."

Lee grumbles and then Marie smacks her head and Lee then says, "We should be grateful you helped us, you won't regret it!"

The Kankers are in a bath and then Double D comes in wearing a blindfold and tells them, "I got your towels and extra clothes girls, but tell me... what happened to you and the trailer?" May then tells Double D, "Well when we were watching a monster truck rally and Marie was bathing and washing our clothes, our home was invaded by five green skinned boys and no matter what we did to get our home back, they beat us up and left us hanging...literally!"

Double D then asked, "Oh my goodness! You too? Umm I mean... well how come you didn't ask Ed or Eddy?" The three girls looked at eachother and says, "W...we did!"

(Flashback 1)

Ed opens the door and sees the Kankers and before they can say anything, Ed screams and runs off shouting, "HEFFALUMPS, WOOZLES, AND KANKERS ARE AFTER MY GRAVY!"

(Flashback 2)

Eddy opens the door and the Kankers explain their dilemma and then Eddy has this to say: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA! SERVES YOU THREE RIGHT!" May then says, "But please Eddy, help us!" Eddy then says, "Yeah, right! Me? Help you? The day I help you three is the day I give to charity... ain't gonna happen! I hope the green skinned weirdos break your stuff!" Eddy closes the door on their faces, locks the door, pulls down his pants and gives them a "pressed ham" through the window while laughing loudly.

(Flashback ends)

Double D sheds a tear and says, "Wow...that is sad. Ed is scared of you three and Eddy was being...well...Eddy. And you said a group of green skinned teenagers attacked you and took over your trailer?" Marie then says, "Yes they did!" Double D then says, "Well they also attacked Kevin and stole his money, bike, and pants." The Kankers couldn't help but giggle at that and Marie asked, "Did Kevin....(snicker) wear Rainbow Monkey underwear?" Double D asks, "How did you know?" May then says, "Because I saw it graffitied in school by Eddy... I am the only Kanker who is literate!"

Marie then says, "We're done! So unless you want a "free show" I suggest you leave the bathroom. Double D then says, "Oh pardon me ladies but at least now I got new leads on the "green skinned people" Lee then says, "Oh and Double D...thanks!" Double D blushes and goes back to his room.

Shortly... Double D gives the Kankers the guest room and says to them, "Well is you need anything just tell me, I will be busy looking up those brutes. Lee lays down and says, "You know... I was wrong about Double D, he seems to be the only one in town with heart. He gave us a place to stay and hospitality, perhaps we should stop our ways or risk being in the same level as those green guys." Marie then says, "If I ever see them again they will so get it!"

(Stroke of midnight)

Double D is still looking up information on his computer and he feels a hand on his shoulder and jumps up a bit. It was May Kanker and she appears to be a bit frightened. Double D then says, "Oh right, I forgot you were here after working so hard... what's the matter May?" May then says, "Sorry Double D but I had a horrible nightmare... about the green skinned brutes..." Double D then says, "Well... I understand your fear so... you can stay in the room with me if you want." May giggles and hugs him and says, "Oh Double D, you are such the sweetest guy ever! So what did you find out about them?

Double D then shows her the info:

Name: The Gangreen Gang (Ace, Snake, Grubber, Big Billy, and Little Arturo)

Real Names: Ace D. Copular, Sanford D. ingleberry, Grubber J. Gribberish, William W. Williams, and Arturo De La Guerra

Ages: 19, 17, 17, 17, and 15

M.O.: These mutated teenage hoodlums are known for causing trouble in Townsville such as crank calling, bullying, robbery, loitering, etc.

Additional notes: Big Billy is a Cyclops and Grubber can imitate anyone's voice despite communicating in raspberries.

Double D then says, "So May...long story short... WE HAVE CRIMINALS FROM TOWNSVILLE IN OUR VERY NEIGHBORHOOD! But technically they're just mutated punks from a neighboring town. May is even nervous. Double D then yawns and says, "Well I'm tired and perhaps as I sleep I shall plan out something. I will see to it that you ladies get your home back and those brutes get what's coming to them!"

Double D then falls asleep in his bed but all of a sudden he feels something and notices May is sleeping on him and she smiles and sighs. Double D then thinks to himself, "Wrong as it may seem, at least she won't have any nightmares tonight...but I shall see to it that the Gangreen Gang will get their comeuppa...ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.....

The Eds then start their fool-proof plan to save the Cul De Sac from the Gangreen Gang...

Ed then pulls out his monster make up kit and uses it on Lee, Marie, and May Kanker while Double D stitches up some costumes. Eddy figures out how to work the levitating strings. Double D then calls Kevin and says to him, "Hello... are you there Kevin? Good, if you want to get back at the Gangreen Gang you have to do the following (whisper whisper whisper whisper) Good! See you later!" He gets off the phone and says to himself, "I bet he's serious about helping us, he didn't even call me a "Dork" the entire time!"

After the plan is set and the Kankers are ready, Eddy pulls out a bubblegum cigar and says to his friends, "I love it when a plan comes together!" Ed just says, "I pity the foo' who messes with them!" Double D then rolls his eyes and says, "Umm... if Captain Murdok had a catchphrase then I would have no choice but to say it.

(In the dead center of the Cul De Sac)

The Gangreen Gang are having fun in their most usual way. Grubber rides on Kevin's bike and he shapeshifts into Kevin... but still has green skin, bulging eyes and protruding tounge. Little Arturo is on Grubber's shoulders, smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat. Then Big Billy hauls the Kanker's trailer to the middle of the street and he tries to juggle their dishes but ends up breaking them. Snake has Jimmy captive and plans to forcefeed him pop rocks and coca-cola... until Ace uppercuts him. Ace then says, "Don't you dare! You aughta be ashamed of yourself... I should be the one who does this and instead of pop-rocks and coke... use Mentos and Diet Coke!"

(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)

Before Ace can forcefeed Jimmy Mentos and Diet Coke, he sees Eddy outside. He says to Snake, "Looks like the shrimp still hasn't learned his lesson about scamming on my territory, let's give him a "burning reminder" Then Ace and Snake pull out their lighters.

Eddy stands in the street with a piggy bank in his hands and he shouts at Ace, "Hey Atreyu! I'm over here!" Ace appears annoyed and says, "Kid, the name's Ace, not Atreyu! You dare make fun of my green skin?" The gang grabs Eddy and Ace then says, "What should we do to him?" Eddy then says in a high pitched voice, "I say we let him go!" Ace then uppercuts Snake and Snake replies, "But bossss, it wassssn't me!" Ace then says, "I know that, how about we give him a red nurple!" Eddy then says, "Umm isn't it called a "purple nurple"?" Ace replies, "Not when we go through with you...AHAHAHAHAHA"

The gang laughed out loud and before they can do anything, they see three familiar girls "flying" towards them on a wire. They are actually Lee, May, and Marie dressed as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup...THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!"

Ace sees the three and shouts, "OH NO! IT'S THE GIRLS, THEY FOUND US! BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Snake sees them and says to himself, "Well Ssssslap me around and call me Ivy!" Ace slaps Snake and says, "Let's amscray Ivy!"

The Gangreen Gang then run off, past the candy store, the creek, and end up in a alley. Lee grabs Little Arturo's collar and says, "This is for our "shipinnabottle"!" She picks up Arturo and throws him at Big Billy, Marie and May take turns uppercutting Snake in the nose, Lee steps on Grubber's foot and Marie tackles Ace and keeps punching him.

Ace grabs Marie's fist and says, "Hey wait, I barely felt that! Hey you're not Buttercup! This has been a set up boys!" Big Billy pulls on invisable strings and Ed falls down and Billy says to the gang, "Duuuh... the fake powerpuffs were flying on strings!" Grubber shapeshifts into Micheal Buffer and he says, "Llllllet's get ready to rumble!" and turns back to normal and starts fighting May Kanker. Big Billy rolls down Lee and Marie. Ace pulls out a knife and before he can do anything, he sees three streaks of lights in the air.

Ace then says, "I bet those dorks are really good with special effects, they're trying to make it look like those girls are the Powerpuff girls! Let's show them what we do to phonies!" The gang laugh and then sees Buttercup and Snake clubs her but the club breaks and Buttercup uppercuts Snake in the nose. Ace sweats and shouts, "HOLY SCHNIKES!!! IT'S REALLY THEM! THE REAL POWERPUFF GIRLS!" Snake gets up and asks, "But Bossss, how did they know where we were?" Ed is seen with "The Powerpuff Signal" and he says, "A little man that looked like "the Monopoly guy" gave it to me!"

Ace, Snake, Big Billy, Grubber, and Little Arturo back away and Ace then says, "Umm...uh... Hey what the heck is that?" The Powerpuff Girls didn't fall for it and they start fighting them while the Kankers recover from their last fight and eat a large bucket of popcorn, May shares some with Double D and Ed.

The Gangreen Gang manage to slip out of the fight and run off, with the Powerpuff Girls in hot pursuit. Ace then punches Snake and tells him, "Sorry about that, I needed to blow some steam!"

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup continued to chase after them until they hid out... IN ENDSVILLE! Ace then tells the gang, "Hey, it's either here or Moralton? And I don't think they like our kind over there!" But then the gang see what happens to be Hoss Delgado, Irwin, Jeff the Spider, Fred Fredburger, and General Skarr...dressed in their Underfist uniforms. Hoss then sees the gang and says, "Looks like we have some green skinned monsters to deal with!" Ace stammers and says to Hoss, "But we're not green skinned monsters... we're the gangree..." Hoss knocks Ace out and says, "UNDERFIST! ATTACK! And watch out... they have gangrene!" Soon Underfist defeated each and every member of the Gangreen Gang in one violent battle... then the Powerpuff Girls picked them up and took them back to Townsville.

Back in Peach Creek, all the kids surround the Eds and the Kankers and they hoist them into the air in victory and Johnny shouts, "THREE CHEERS TO THE KANKERS AND THE EDS! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HO..." Johnny gets hit in the face by a flying spatula. Kevin then says, "Well Eds, I guess I shouldn't call you guys "dorks" anymore... thost green guys are the real ones after all!"

The Powerpuff Girls fly by and Blossom says to the Kankers, "Hey, great job in defeating the gang before we showed up, I just hope other villians don't have the same idea of attacking other towns beside townsville. The last thing we would need is "Him" in Moralton or Sedusa in Aron City. Bubbles then notices May hanging out with Double D and just giggles. Soon the girls give their thanks and fly back to Townsville.

Double D then says, "We did it May! We just got rid of the Gangreen Gang!" May Kanker then says, "Yep! We defeated the Gangreen Gang...and met the Powerpuff Girls!" and Double D continues, "You know, now that we got to know eachother a bit more, you can always hang out with me if you want... but not between the hours of 3 and 4, it's the times I check on my ant farm. May Kanker blushes and then says, "Double D you are so sweet, but it's a shame only you can see the good in me... too bad about Eddy."

Eddy hears this and Ed grabs him and drags him to the Kankers and Eddy in a flood of sweat says them,

"I...really...feel...horrible...for...what...I...did...in...the...last...chapter....is...there...anything...I...can...do...to...make...it...up....for...you?"

The Kanker Sisters look at eachother and then laugh evily as they drag Eddy to their trailer...

(The Kanker's trailer...after Ed and Double D repaired the damage the Gangreen Gang caused)

Eddy is playing "Goldeneye 007" on the Nintendo 64 with Lee, Marie, and May Kanker, Lee then says, "What were you expecting?" Eddy then says, "Nothing...but still I'm suprised, I didn't even see this coming! And I like James Bond movies...but have you girls ever heard of a Wii" Marie then says, "Hey! We're not rich, we have to be glad with what we have. Also I thought Goldeneye 007 was a very popular party game.... oh and thanks for fixing that "shipinnabottle" Double D!" Double D just nods.

Eddy played with the Kankers...but keeps getting fragged by them. But then the walls burst and they see Fuzzy Lumpkins, armed with his "boomstick" Fuzzy then puts a pawprint on the TV and he says, "THIS HERE'S MAH PROPERTY!" The Kankers prepare to fight and Eddy then says, "Here we go again!"

So once again, the day is saved... thanks to... The Kanker Sisters and Ed and Double D!

Eddy then says, "Hey I helped too!"

Uhhh... nope!

THE END